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  • stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

    stop-hammerkind:

    srsfunny:

    Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

    WHAT

    (via thatsmoderatelyraven)

  • pansexualpotatoe:

    hunter-doctors-in-221b:

    copperbooms:

    go to google translate. type a sentence in english and translate it to a language of your choice. translate it again to another language. translate it again. and again. and again. translate it 6 more times. then once more. translate it one final time back to english. what are you left with? something that’s completely different than the original. 

    or as we like to call it

    the bible

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    This is great

    (via twistydreamworld)



  • wildcosmia:

    afroamericanpsycho:

    supamuthafuckinvillain:

    This makes me extremely content.

    This shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard

    oh mY GODDD

    (Source: vinebox, via spicy-vagina-tacos)

  • yung-medusa:

︻╦╤─ soft ghetto ─╤╦︻

    yung-medusa:

    ︻╦╤─ soft ghetto ─╤╦︻

    (Source: whiterumandmachineguns, via hostileminds)

  • breakfastburritoe:

    when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

    image

    (via halleydoedog)



  • narcotic:

    I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

    (Source: narcotic, via potato-rolls-into-sunset)



  • cokeflow:

    you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

    (Source: fingerblaster113, via potato-rolls-into-sunset)



  • awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

    awwww-cute:

    My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

    (via futtbuckery)

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